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发信人: bartonchen (闲云野鹤.等到那一天), 信区: Flyingoverseas
标 题: 5.10签证纪事(1)[转载]
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2002年05月12日13:03:09 星期天), 站内信件
褂餐安�,好像进去的早就签
过
的机会大些似的.事实证明他们被拒签的可能性是最大的.因为预约的时候出了意外,接线
生
居然没有告诉我预约号码,我被放进总领事馆的地盘后被凉在一旁没有人理会,比较无聊
,
正好看了看这个地盘上的奇特人文景观:武警,公安,说着广州话并神气非常的保安还有就
是
在大雨中排队的我们这些可怜的普通百姓.可能是见我一个人太过于悠闲,终于有人肯帮
我查
号了,344,都是我不喜欢的数字,于是成为5.10早上最后一个一签的人进入非移民签证大
厅.
这个周五人气奇旺,被check的,二签的挤满了整个大厅,五个窗前都排的很满.响应大家的
号召我愣是排到了褐发mm的那条队上.没有想到这个早上真是不寻常,让我感叹运气在区
区
一个多小时内会有如此大的反复.7:30的那批据说签的很顺,几个F-1都过了,8:30也过了
两
个F-1,这时候一个福建籍的老大妈被拒和褐发mm大声吵了起来,虽被保安及时"劝走",但
是
褐发mm的心情显然大受影响,开始发飚.我前面的7,8个人多数被拒或者check,包括两个F
-1
和两个J-1,一贯头脑灵活的我想到了撤退却偏偏发现后面的退路被蓝带封死,蓝带外面挤
满
了人,其间有几个保安叫嚣乎东西,挥突乎南北.老美"以华制华"的策略运用的很好.我们
这对在我前面的只有一个J-1的了,我们两人都有点紧张.突然,保安甲(也是最凶的一个)
,
一脸媚笑的对褐发mm说,stop一下,有河北某人士给你送了花篮,褐发mm一蹦一跳的走开了
好半天,10多分钟后笑容满面地向旁边的菲籍(2号窗)老太说,我还是喜欢插花多些(ft..
.,
真可爱).3号,4号,5号的三个美籍男子好像也受到了影响,面有喜色.
我前面的仁兄英语水平一般,大部分时间和褐发mm用中文对话,中间夹杂着yes/no之类的
单
词,比较有趣.但是褐发mm心情极佳,5分钟后给出了蓝条.他都过了我能不过么?我窃笑起
来,
没想到褐发mm以为我对她笑,也对我露齿而笑!时机正好,我上前说出了那句练了几遍已经
有点美国南方口音的"Good morning, ma'am.Nice to meet u!"
褐发mm:Me too!
Me:Would you like to see all of my documents at once?
褐发mm:No,thanks.同时对我调皮的作了个鬼脸,开始发问了.
Why do you want to get a Visa?
Me:I need a F-1 visa to study for my Ph.D degree in Computer science at
XXXXXX. I plan to finish it in four to five years and then come back to Chin
a.
褐发mm:Oh,you want to study in U.S.
Me: Yeah.
褐发mm:So what do want to study?
Me: Computer Science.
褐发mm:Good.What is your specialty?
Me:%*%^*&^,连说了几个专业词汇.
褐发mm显然被吓倒了,做了个鬼脸,Can you introduce your specialty to a person w
ho
knows nothing about computer just like me?
Me:(机会来了 ),It is an advanced topic for graduate students. Its purpose is
to
teach students how to apply computer science to our real life. When you
solve a problem from the real world, you should first understand the fundame
nt-
al structure and the nature of it. Then build up a mathematical model,
and then design & analysis of algorithms and data structures to find soluti
ons
based on this model.
褐发mm晕了,说,Can it be used to develop weapons?
Me:(&(*&&)&()*&.
褐发mm好像听明白了,转移了话题,问我研究生和本科都是干嘛的.
Me: Computer Science.
褐发mm: Why don't you feel tired of it when you study Computer Science for s
o
long a time?
Me:(超白金的) I always feel it fascinating the first day I took it.
褐发mm做了一个极其痛苦的表情.接着说,May I see your other documents?
Me: Of coz.把20页的clear book 放进去.
褐发mm: Well,fantastic!Are these documents all prepared by yourself?
Me:(心想:不是我还有谁?)Yeah.
褐发mm: Good.So who will support your Ph.D.study in U.S.?
Me:The dept. offered me a full financial aid in the form of Graduate Teachin
g
Assistantship.
褐发mm:Excellent.So you will teach?
Me:^*&(&^(*&*
褐发mm:Good.Tell me why will you come back to China since you will make a bi
g
bulk of money when you gradute and find a job in U.S.?
Me:此时我想到了昨天看<神雕侠侣>时郭靖说的一句话:侠之大者为国为民.
于是,^(&(&&(&(^*&^&乱说一气.
褐发mm居然也信了.Excellent.你是ZhongDA毕业的,你看昨天的报纸了么?(没错!是用中
文
说的!)但是我居然没有反应过来.
Me:What?
褐发mm:ZhongDA排名上升到11了.
Me:What???
褐发mm:ZhongDA中国排名第十一.
Me:运用昨天练好的表情和语气(就是回答那个为什么90%留美学生不回国的问题),Reall
y?
I can't believe it!
褐发mm:It is true!(好像有点得意)
看了看我的DS-156,Oh,XXXX is your hometown?
Me:Yeah.
褐发mm:Do you know XXX? He is a student majored in Physics at ZhongDa.He is
also from XXXX.
Me:(ft...中大我老乡这么多哪里认得过来?)No.
褐发mm有点失望:He is from @$# in XXXX.
Me:Oh, I know that city.It is very beautiful indeed.
褐发mm:Well,I hope you would have a pleasant trip to U.S.把蓝牌放到护照里面送
了
出来.
Me:Thanks.At what time can I get my Visa?
褐发mm:3 O'clock.并且用手指做了个三的字样.
Me:CU.
褐发mm:88.Have a nice weekend.
Me:You too,and happy mothers'day!
褐发mm大笑起来,和旁边的菲籍老太太说,刚刚那小伙子居然以为我已经做妈妈了...
我想我身后的几个签友会有好福气了...
整个过程大约有15分钟左右.我奔跑着出了美国领事馆,去看看女友的衣服有没有淋湿..
--
或许天际永远是那么遥远
我还是要去靠近
或许前面已经没有路
我还是要前进
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