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发信人: bartonchen (闲云野鹤.等到那一天), 信区: Flyingoverseas
标  题: 5.24----1.5K(shanghai) （zz）
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2002年05月24日17:09:25 星期五), 站内信件

发信人: dink (dink), 信区: Visa
标  题: 5.24----1.5K(shanghai)
发信站: BBS 大话西游站 (Fri May 24 12:29:24 2002)

发信人: bok (豆包), 信区: GoAbroad
标  题: 5.24 1500惊魂--“我不想再见到你!”
发信站: 日月光华 (2002年05月24日12:12:30 星期五), 站内信件

今天见识了美式幽默，差点心」Ｈ�

昨天下午自己翻译了成绩单，综合楼五楼的老师很好，同意帮我下午加急盖章。决定今
天早上再闯领事馆，又是一个没有想到的签证过程。

今天不想碰上昨天的金发cool guy，所以排在了70号左右，跟随几位老太太进入领事馆
。进入大厅，只见只有昨天的一号窗口（cool guy)窗帘紧闭，其他窗口井井有条的进行
着签证（昨天cool guy先开的窗口怎么今天...我的阴谋破产）.我倒是不怕自己的材料
有任何问题,我是怕VO觉得我这么急这么快就来签,一怒之下...

5号窗口: 亚裔jj 4号：大glass boy 3号：黑大妈 2号：金发jj  1号: cool guy

和身旁的交大毕业的同学聊天装作很轻松的样子，告诉伊4号窗口最好签，不多久他就被
叫到果然是4号窗口，10分钟后通过.. 我用微笑祝贺。心想自己最好是4号窗口
盼啊盼 1号窗口亮出 "347",小昏倒(后来证明这样的情况材料仍然给上次的 VO)

me: Nice to meet you Sir (心里忐忑不安)
Vo: What have you eat today? (好的开端)
me: some bread and milk (本来想好说没吃,结果临场忘了)
vo: So you come again,  har? (暗叫不好,他还记得我)
me: Yes
vo: what else do you bring today?(大概此意,原句太长,听不太清)
me: I bring the formal transcript with me today, do you want to have a look?
vo: ye(看了看), master or bachelor?
me: bachelor
vo: ok...So what's the diffenrence between the files you bring today and
    those you brought yesterday? (紧张,难道伊生气了?)
me: This transcript is formal and my final one(强调了final)
vo: 开始写东西,看了我,很生气的表情, what's the diffence!! 同时站起身转头开始
    扔东西,后来才知道扔到旁边的是要去办理的我的passport,可怜我当时没看出来
me: (他的表情这么愤怒,我被吓了一跳) I want to exlain, yesterday i
    misunderstood your words, when you asked me whether I have finished my
    courses, I answered no because i had thought you meant whether I have
    finished en my undergraduate life. but I have finished all the courses
    needed including my dissertation, I will get my diploma soon!
Vo: (他居然耐心的听我说完), do you have diploma?
me: not yet!
Vo: (在 ds表上画圈,这时他做出了我没有想到的事情,站起身来,瞪着我)
    Do not come again!! I will not see you! dont come to my window never!!
me: (被气势吓傻了,要被拒.开始愤怒) why!!! what reason!!
Vo: do not understand? donot come to me again. I donnot want to see you
    again!
me:( faint,拒就拒,凭什么这么凶,我材料属实,有什么错? 我真的怒了!!)
    why!!! you cant do that!! It's all the same to the undergraduate
    students in out Fudan University! you cannot refuse me by that reason!!
Vo: Because I have issued you visa.

我想还好心脏健全,不然当时肯定要昏倒在地...(忘了怎么说的thank you高高兴兴地去
领visa,我想 cool guy 一定得意极乐))

大家以后注意此 cool guy, 此人满脸严肃,内心狡诈,小心小心!!

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